Have You Humiliated Your Pet Today?
I wish to propose a new holiday.
Write or phone your Member of Parliament, or your Congressman or whoever you think would get the best mileage from my lame idea. We should have a new holiday called "Pet Humiliation Day." For all the wretched things we have to endure like cleaning up excrement and other dog and cat related messes, we should be able to poke fun at our pets one day of the year to make up for it.
Grendel with His Alpaca Toupee
Silly outfits and publicly distributed pictures would be a good start. And it doesn't matter whether you have a commonplace quadrupedal vertebrate like a barncat or a chihuahua, or something more exotic. They all make messes, so they could all use a dose of humility.
Whaddaya think? A day off with your ridiculously attired pet. What is there to dislike?
Write or phone your Member of Parliament, or your Congressman or whoever you think would get the best mileage from my lame idea. We should have a new holiday called "Pet Humiliation Day." For all the wretched things we have to endure like cleaning up excrement and other dog and cat related messes, we should be able to poke fun at our pets one day of the year to make up for it.
Silly outfits and publicly distributed pictures would be a good start. And it doesn't matter whether you have a commonplace quadrupedal vertebrate like a barncat or a chihuahua, or something more exotic. They all make messes, so they could all use a dose of humility.
Whaddaya think? A day off with your ridiculously attired pet. What is there to dislike?
posted by othercat @ 10:55 p.m.
3 Comments:
At 11:45 p.m.,
sassinak said…
nope, but i've done it before... mostly to dogs.
it's not as much fun with cats... well with most cats.
At 9:00 a.m.,
Handsome Jack said…
Check out this website.
http://www.stuffonmycat.com/index.php?startpos=20
At 9:25 a.m.,
othercat said…
You could also check
http://www.cuteoverload.com
They like humiliating animals too.
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