rambling othercat

I'm a 40 sumthin' computer geek. I like to barmp my sax with the band on thursday nights. I live in Toronto with my partner, and Grendel, a chihuahua.

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Hrm....

Albert Schweitzer once said "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

Maybe I'll crank up my King Crimson CD and give Spot a kick in the arse.

Far Away Places and Different Ideas

I have been reading about the impending execution of Nguyen Tuong Van in Singapore the last few days. If you've been following the story, this young man was apprehended while carrying 400 grams of heroin through the airport in Singapore. Under Singapore law, a conviction for drug trafficking carries a mandatory death sentence. As I write this, Nguyen Tuong Van is only hours away from the scaffold. The Australian government has been lobbying for clemency, and Singapore has stood their ground. It appears that this young man is doomed. The only question that remains is whether the authorities will allow his mother one last chance to give her condemned son a hug.

I can easily say that I think the death penalty is barbaric. I've always been opposed to it. I believe that people, including judges, lawyers and police are fallible and make mistakes. I would be the first to admit that I could not sit on a jury that had to make a life or death decision. I'm not in any position to pass judgment on anyone else, no matter how heinous the crime they have committed. The biblical injunction about throwing stones and glass houses applies.

A case closer to home might illustrate my point. Take Guy Paul Morin for example. He is a wrongfully convicted man who was sent to prison for a crime he didn't commit. He spent more than a decade behind bars because an overzealous detective bent the facts to fit his conclusions. Mr. Morin could have been executed if Canada had the death penalty. His is only one of many high profile cases that have been reviewed in recent years and the conviction overturned. Better late than never.

Still others might refer to a particularly notorious villain named Paul Bernardo. It seems quite clear that he was responsible for the brutal slaying of at least two young girls, and the rape of many others. What problem should I have with executing him if capital punishment were still on the books? To me it's not a bad thing that he's enjoying a thoroughly miserable existence in a penitentiary for the rest of his days. He constantly lives in fear of assault from the other inmates. He's had a few buckets of shit thrown on him according to news reports. If we were to end his life, then he could prepare for an end to his torment. What would be the justice there? He's completely and permanently trapped in a horrible situation that won't end until he dies. Sounds like justice to me. Perhaps it might be fitting to have Bernardo live a few more decades quivering in fear waiting for the next fist or bucket of excrement with his name on it.

The worst thing about Nguyen Tuong Van's situation is that he was trying to make money to escape a life of indebtedness. A young man who made a terrible mistake is paying the ultimate price because he is poor. Mitigating factors apply, and mandatory sentences deprive judges of showing mercy where it's applicable. As it stands, a young man will have his life snuffed out within the next few hours, and nobody will notice except for his grieving mother.

The world is a cruel place.

Show Me The Money! That JR guy sure is crafty.  Posted by Picasa

Sunday, November 27, 2005


Grendel's ears are starting to straighten out. They're not sitting there like the ends of a drop-leaf table.  Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


These look like the paper lanterns that are reminiscent of China and Japan. Lots of colour that stands out in contrast to the dying foliage around it.  Posted by Picasa

The progeny of a long discarded apple at the side of the trail. Brilliant red colours showing through when everything else is grey and lacklustre. I hope Lividviv likes it.  Posted by Picasa

Lividviv has this thing for dangling red things like berries and apples. Here's my contribution.  Posted by Picasa

Sumac on the Bruce Trail just north of Old Baldy.  Posted by Picasa

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Pied Piper Part Two

I spoke to a nice woman at the CRTC this morning. She said that dumping voicemail spam is quite legal and I should wait for Parliament to enact legislation.

What a great country we live in. Honest people who pay for telecom services have to endure the abuse of voicemail spammers, and the people who provide telecom services can't shut them down.

If I started wandering into some local condominiums to distribute leaflets promoting my business, I feel quite certain that I'd be charged with trespassing eventually. Do you think that there's an analogy here?

Maybe I do want to have these advertisers killed after all.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Blog Tag

I've been tagged again. Sassinak, who you all know and love put my name on the list, so here are my responses. Everyone I would likely tag has already been put on Sass' list, so I'm not going to bother passing it on. Whycocomagh has a profile but no blog yet, so she's the only one I'd likely tag.


What Were You Doing 10 Years Ago?


10 years ago I was starting my own business with Drew and Gary. Putting in lots of hours for little pay and being nervous about the future. It was fun though. I was already jamming regularly with my pal EM in Brampton. Steady practices for over a decade almost. We took a short hiatus to play scrabble instead of music when Peach got sick.


What Were You Doing 1 Year Ago?


One year ago, I was working for Clem and disliking it. I was constantly overshadowed by a bunch of pushy bastards who never noticed that I had skills or talent. Whenever I had ideas, someone else would take credit for them and ignore the fact that they were mine. I spent a lot of time bitching about it too. Just ask PJ and Sass.


What Were You Doing Yesterday?


I was hiking the Bruce Trail and some abandoned roads in Collingwood Township with Lividviv. I got a delicious soaker and I met Jimmy, a loud but friendly Labrador. I finally met Grendel, my 7 week old chihuahua puppy.


Five Snacks You Enjoy


  • Dried Apricots
  • Miss Vickies Lime and Pepper Chips
  • Dry Roasted Peanuts
  • Popcorn
  • Really dark chocolate

Five Songwriters You Know A lot of The Words To
What can I say? I'm one of the lead vocalists in a rock band.

  • A pile of Beatles Tunes.
  • A pile of Joni Mitchell Tunes.
  • A pile of Bob Dylan tunes.
  • A pile of Paul Simon tunes
  • A pile of Adrian Belew tunes

Five Things You Would Do If You Were A Millionaire

  • Just like Sassinak, I'd pitch in and help some of my friends with their mortgages/debts.
  • I'd hire a lawyer to really piss off someone I hate.
  • I'd buy a farm and convert the barn into a recording studio.
  • I'd invest a pile of cash so I wouldn't have to work.
  • I'd travel around the world on a cruise ship.

Five Bad Habits

  • I'm often late for appointments.
  • I'm impatient with people.
  • I lean on the horn in my car too easily.
  • I eat too much.
  • I don't finish all the books I start

Five Things You Like Doing

  • Listening to or playing music.
  • Reading.
  • Camping.
  • Pilates and Yoga.
  • Pestering Spot when she's sleeping.

Five Things You Would Never Wear Again

  • Polyester of any kind.
  • A dress, except for my campy sarong.
  • Makeup.
  • Plaid.
  • A bunny costume

Five Favourite Toys

  • My saxophones.
  • My old wooden tenor recorder
  • My computer.
  • My convertible.
  • My digital camera

The old dirt road is impassible most of the time unless you've got extra clearance and don't mind a bit of mud. The original corduroy construction still shows through. Before mechanization, roads in this area were lined with logs rather than covered in gravel as they are today. It's a little reminder of days gone by. Old Ontario still survives in small pockets.  Posted by Picasa

It was a race against time. Lividviv and I had to scamper up on the rock before the 10 seconds camera timer elapsed. Fortunately, we made it, and this wonderful portrait is the result. I finally got to drag my pal to one of my favourite lookouts. I couldn't get Sassinak up there a few years ago no matter how hard I tried. She was much more sedentary then. Nowadays, I suspect it wouldn't be so difficult, though I'd probably have to listen to a bunch of climbing talk.  Posted by Picasa

Sunday, November 20, 2005


I met Grendel today. He was enjoying a chewy treat when I snapped this one. His humans are nice people, and there are chihuahuas everywhere. You've got to watch your step! Posted by Picasa

Friday, November 18, 2005

Where's the Pied Piper When You Need Him?

The original Pied Piper story dealt with a gifted musician who helped rid a town of rats by lulling the vermin to their death with his flute. A new breed of rat seems to be causing all sorts of nuisance, and I could use some of this magic. Let me explain.

I got a message dumped directly into my cell phone voice mail this morning by a local moving company. My phone didn't ring. It just chirped at me to tell me I had a new message. I have been underground a few times today, so I figured I had just missed a call from somebody. I retrieved the message. Rather than getting a message from someone I should hear from, like a customer or a friend, I listened to some guy making a sales pitch for his moving company. He left his number and his web site URL so I could follow up.

After calling the number to express my displeasure and tell them to remove my number from their system, I started looking around. I found that even though this practice appears to be intrusive, the CRTC (the Canadian Radio and Telecommunications Commission for those of you who don't live in Canada) doesn't give much of a damn about it. Bell Canada tried to cut off the phone lines of a particular company that was doing this kind of advertising. The CRTC stepped in and ruled that the practice was not abusive. The company had every right to do it. The CRTC ruled that these types of calls don't constitute abuse according to their criteria. Meddlesome behaviour continues because of a technicality. It's an exercise in splitting hairs.

They never asked me. I feel abused.

How did some weenie at the CRTC determine that subversive telemarketing techniques aren't a nuisance? They figured that because the phone doesn't actually ring, the call isn't intrusive. I can't be the only person who has a cell phone that makes some sort of noise when a message is waiting. It seems quite commonplace. The damn thing still interrupts, and I don't know about you, but I retrieve my messages as soon as I know one is waiting.

We are getting hit on all sides by all sorts of advertising. I'm afraid to pick up my phone or turn on the radio and television because I'd rather not be subject to this. I can't open my email client without having to watch the spam filter divert messages. Advertisers have run out of options to the point where they'll try almost anything to get their message across. They may be obeying the letter of the law, but the spirit of the law has been taken out back and had the crap beat out of it.

The CRTC has a duty to protect Canadians from telecom abuse, and they have consistently dragged their heels on any sort of initiative that will give some relief. They have looked into stopping this and shrugged their shoulders. They have had discussions on a Do Not Call List similar to the system in place in the USA. They have rebuffed the largest phone companies in the land who have tried to protect their customers. The CRTC has resorted to blather about freedom of speech and technical interpretations of existing regulations.

Unlike the original Pied Piper, I wouldn't want to have these abusive advertisers killed. I just want them to go away and leave me alone. Is that too much to ask?

Close Encounters of the Canine Kind

I get to meet Grendel this coming Sunday. I'm going to head to Acton to visit his humans and lay eyes on the little fugger for the first time. I have to admit I'm excited, and a bit apprehensive about going to the breeder to check this thing out.

First, it means this is really true. Our quiet and predictable life is going to be turned upside down by letting a small baby canine into my house. We've got to Grendel-proof things so there's less chance of him pulling things apart while he explores his new home.

Second, I'm concerned that he's going to be a yappy little thing. I've met some really cool Chihuahuas in my time. I was surprised at how intelligent and well behaved they were. Others have been noisy and annoying to a degree I wouldn't care for.

I have a good feeling about the breeder after having talked with her on the phone. After having trolled her ads on the classified web site, I notice that she has been raising these dogs for a while, and I have got to assume that she's doing something right. It feels to me like she has a steady but small production of really small dogs. None of this nefarious puppy mill stuff going on here. That's comforting. If she breeds them, and lives with them, I can only guess that her dogs are relatively sane and don't freak out too much like some small dogs do.

The most important aspect of all this is I get to see PJ really happy. He's been wanting a small dog big time, and this is as small a dog as you can get. I will have to forget my disdain for Chihuahuas and get used to watching underfoot.

I wonder what Spot will think?

Monday, November 14, 2005

It's So Sappy

I give up. I've got so many pictures collected of the puppy, I've got to show the whole world. I have a few pictures of Grendel, his brother, and a few of the rest of his family including his mum and dad. His human family is represented by a pair of young hands and a leg, but otherwise they can remain anonymous. As for Grendel, I'm sure everybody wants to know him.

Here's the Grendel Gallery.Check back because I'm sure there are more pix coming.

The really sad part about this post is that Sassinak has much juicier things to talk about in her blog.

Thursday, November 10, 2005


He comes home just in time to give Lividviv a birthday kiss.  Posted by Picasa

Grendel Update

It's official. The nice lady in Acton has my deposit, and the all black pup with the white star is reserved for me. The little guy with the brindle coloured boots has been snapped up by someone else. Not surprising, because they're so darned cute. PJ has been looking forward to a pup for a while, so it's good news that we're finally getting one. I have to think about puppy-proofing the condo now so the little fugger doesn't tear things up. Puppies are adorable, but they've never been known for their discretion and good behaviour.

Monday, November 07, 2005

Nice Stuff Happening

I spoke to a nice woman in Acton ON today who has a chihuahua puppy held for me. She was so nice in fact, she gave me $50 off the asking price for the little beggar.

I took my new but malfunctioning horn to the music shop, and the nice woman there fixed my horn while I waited. She was as distraught as I was to find the month old horn with a nasty G# pad leak. It's all better now.

EM called to say thanks for coming to the Other Band's gig the other night. That was nice too.

I went to a Hatha Yoga class this evening. Sarah conducted a wonderful session, and guess what? It felt nice.

I have a pilates class tomorrow morning, and brunch afterwards with Sassinak and the Hot Doc. Nice.

I'm going to dinner with the Stinkin' Bag of Dog Vomit tomorrow. This is nice. I haven't seen him in a few years.

I've had a couple of crappy days with a minor head cold. Despite all this, I've had lots of sleep and I'm getting by without a lot of customers bothering me because I've cancelled service calls. That's nice too.

I just hope all this nice stuff doesn't turn into a big crap-a-thon just because things are ok. I can't say I mind having a nice sequence of events happen.

I hope everyone else is doing alright too. Think nice thoughts everyone.

This could be Grendel too. He's the more likely candidate, because it looks like somebody has taken a shine to his brother already. They're both pretty darned cute, so I'm not complaining. Notice how much taller this fellow is relative to the shelf behind him. Since the first picture was taken, both pups have got more strength to hold their heads high. Posted by Picasa

Sunday, November 06, 2005


This could be Grendel. It appears that he and a brother are up for adoption. Hopefully we can have a little critter around in a few weeks.  Posted by Picasa

The Other Band

My pals Sassinak, SVD and I went to the wild west to hear our good friend EM play with "The Other Band." Really. That's their name. I guess it's a Who's On First sorta name. Keep the audience guessing.

The party was held to commemorate a super fellow named Larry, who succumbed to cancer not long ago. I hate cancer, and worse still it claimed the life of someone like Larry. Larry approached things with a joyfulness that was hard to dismiss. He had a kind word for everyone who crossed his path. What's not to like? Despite Larry's unfortunate end, a good crowd of people came out to celebrate and think nice thoughts about him. Sassinak and SVD just came to support EM, because they had never met Larry unfortunately.

Over the years, I've played with everyone in this band at one time or another, but never in this combination. They had the classic two guitar rock quartet, and they proceeded to play a whole bunch of tunes.... that EM plays with us on Thursday night. We're going to have to stage a mutiny of sorts. We all look to EM for leadership. Because he knows how to play a zillion tunes. We are just going to have to ask him to dig a bit deeper for his material. There are a couple of tunes that we play in common with The Other Band that we'll likely keep going with, but otherwise, we're going to have to shake our heads and say "No" to most of the crossover stuff. That will only improve the material anyway, because we will make more careful song choices.

EM and the lads were pretty good, and they did a bang up job despite the sound issues. The sound man had some trouble getting monitors set up for the guys on stage. The audience could hear fine, and the mix was ok, but the guys in the band couldn't hear themselves, and it showed. The second set was better once that was sorted out, and a good crowd of people go up to shake their thang on the dance floor. As John Lennon said "A splendid time is guaranteed for all."

Poor Sassinak felt cheated somehow, because it was like EM was just cherry picking the tunes from The Other Band for our set list. It was like he was two timing us or something. I half expected it, because I know the guys in the band, but Sass was irked. It was like sloppy seconds or being cheated on by a partner almost. We'll all survive, but we're going to have to get another set list. We can't have this kind of travesty on our conscience.

The Other Band rocks, but they need a sound man, and our band is in need of a new set of songs.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

The US Senate is Finally Asking Questions

This is a case of better late than never I suppose. Everyone in the world barring Republican supporters has some serious questions about the Iraq War, and finally, someone in the US Senate has started asking questions about the Administration. The question I'd like to ask is "why were these questions not asked three years ago before 2000 Americans and tens of thousands of Iraqis died? It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to figure this one out if you pay any attention to world media.

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Senator Harry Reid's Statement

Tuesday 01 November 2005

Sen. Reid just took the senate into closed session to discuss the body's failure to pursue 'phase two' of the senate intel investigation into the Iraq WMD intel failure.

Below the fold are his remarks, as prepared for delivery, before taking the senate into closed session.

"This past weekend, we witnessed the indictment of I. Lewis Libby, the Vice President's Chief of Staff and a senior Advisor to President Bush. Libby is the first sitting White House staffer to be indicted in 135 years.

"This indictment raises very serious charges. It asserts this Administration engaged in actions that both harmed our national security and are morally repugnant.

"The decision to place U.S. soldiers in harm's way is the most significant responsibility the Constitution invests in the Congress.

"The Libby indictment provides a window into what this is really about: how the Administration manufactured and manipulated intelligence in order to sell the war in Iraq and attempted to destroy those who dared to challenge its actions.

"As a result of its improper conduct, a cloud now hangs over this Administration. This cloud is further darkened by the Administration's mistakes in prisoner abuse scandal, Hurricane Katrina, and the cronyism and corruption in numerous agencies.

"And, unfortunately, it must be said that a cloud also hangs over this Republican-controlled Congress for its unwillingness to hold this Republican Administration accountable for its misdeeds on all of these issues.

"Let's take a look back at how we got here with respect to Iraq Mr. President. The record will show that within hours of the terrorist attacks on 9/11, senior officials in this Administration recognized these attacks could be used as a pretext to invade Iraq.

"The record will also show that in the months and years after 9/11, the Administration engaged in a pattern of manipulation of the facts and retribution against anyone who got in its way as it made the case for attacking Iraq.

"There are numerous examples of how the Administration misstated and manipulated the facts as it made the case for war. Administration statements on Saddam's alleged nuclear weapons capabilities and ties with Al Qaeda represent the best examples of how it consistently and repeatedly manipulated the facts.

"The American people were warned time and again by the President, the Vice President, and the current Secretary of State about Saddam's nuclear weapons capabilities. The Vice President said Iraq "has reconstituted its nuclear weapons." Playing upon the fears of Americans after September 11, these officials and others raised the specter that, left unchecked, Saddam could soon attack America with nuclear weapons.

"Obviously we know now their nuclear claims were wholly inaccurate. But more troubling is the fact that a lot of intelligence experts were telling the Administration then that its claims about Saddam's nuclear capabilities were false.

"The situation was very similar with respect to Saddam's links to Al Qaeda. The Vice President told the American people, "We know he's out trying once again to produce nuclear weapons and we know he has a longstanding relationship with various terrorist groups including the Al Qaeda organization."

"The Administration's assertions on this score have been totally discredited. But again, the Administration went ahead with these assertions in spite of the fact that the government's top experts did not agree with these claims.

"What has been the response of this Republican-controlled Congress to the Administration's manipulation of intelligence that led to this protracted war in Iraq? Basically nothing. Did the Republican-controlled Congress carry out its constitutional obligations to conduct oversight? No. Did it support our troops and their families by providing them the answers to many important questions? No. Did it even attempt to force this Administration to answer the most basic questions about its behavior? No.

"Unfortunately the unwillingness of the Republican-controlled Congress to exercise its oversight responsibilities is not limited to just Iraq. We see it with respect to the prisoner abuse scandal. We see it with respect to Katrina. And we see it with respect to the cronyism and corruption that permeates this Administration.

"Time and time again, this Republican-controlled Congress has consistently chosen to put its political interests ahead of our national security. They have repeatedly chosen to protect the Republican Administration rather than get to the bottom of what happened and why.

"There is also another disturbing pattern here, namely about how the Administration responded to those who challenged its assertions. Time and again this Administration has actively sought to attack and undercut those who dared to raise questions about its preferred course.

"For example, when General Shinseki indicated several hundred thousand troops would be needed in Iraq, his military career came to an end. When then OMB Director Larry Lindsay suggested the cost of this war would approach $200 billion, his career in the Administration came to an end. When U.N. Chief Weapons Inspector Hans Blix challenged conclusions about Saddam's WMD capabilities, the Administration pulled out his inspectors. When Nobel Prize winner and IAEA head Mohammed el-Baridei raised questions about the Administration's claims of Saddam's nuclear capabilities, the Administration attempted to remove him from his post. When Joe Wilson stated that there was no attempt by Saddam to acquire uranium from Niger, the Administration launched a vicious and coordinated campaign to demean and discredit him, going so far as to expose the fact that his wife worked as a CIA agent.

"Given this Administration's pattern of squashing those who challenge its misstatements, what has been the response of this Republican-controlled Congress? Again, absolutely nothing. And with their inactions, they provide political cover for this Administration at the same time they keep the truth from our troops who continue to make large sacrifices in Iraq.

"This behavior is unacceptable. The toll in Iraq is as staggering as it is solemn. More than 2,000 Americans have lost their lives. Over 90 Americans have paid the ultimate sacrifice this month alone - the fourth deadliest month since the war began. More than 15,000 have been wounded. More than 150,000 remain in harm's way. Enormous sacrifices have been and continue to be made.

"The troops and the American people have a right to expect answers and accountability worthy of that sacrifice. For example, 40 Senate Democrats wrote a substantive and detailed letter to the President asking four basic questions about the Administration's Iraq policy and received a four sentence answer in response. These Senators and the American people deserve better.

"They also deserve a searching and comprehensive investigation about how the Bush Administration brought this country to war. Key questions that need to be answered include:

How did the Bush Administration assemble its case for war against Iraq?

Who did Bush Administration officials listen to and who did they ignore?

How did senior Administration officials manipulate or manufacture intelligence presented to the Congress and the American people?

What was the role of the White House Iraq Group or WHIG, a group of senior White House officials tasked with marketing the war and taking down its critics?

How did the Administration coordinate its efforts to attack individuals who dared to challenge the Administration's assertions?

Why has the Administration failed to provide Congress with the documents that will shed light on their misconduct and misstatements?

"Unfortunately the Senate committee that should be taking the lead in providing these answers is not. Despite the fact that the chairman of the Senate Intelligence Committee publicly committed to examine many of these questions more than one and a half years ago, he has chosen not to keep this commitment. Despite the fact that he restated that commitment earlier this year on national television, he has still done nothing.

"At this point, we can only conclude he will continue to put politics ahead of our national security. If he does anything at this point, I suspect he will play political games by producing an analysis that fails to answer any of these important questions. Instead, if history is any guide, this analysis will attempt to disperse and deflect blame away from the Administration.

"We demand that the Intelligence Committee and other committees in this body with jurisdiction over these matters carry out a full and complete investigation immediately as called for by Democrats in the committee's annual intelligence authorization report. Our troops and the American people have sacrificed too much. It is time this Republican-controlled Congress put the interests of the American people ahead of their own political interests."